Each Day, Man.

I will not let that happen! I will hack into some fancy goverment database and find out your location (in secret, because it's a surprise). Then I will buy stuffed animals and send them to you anonymously with a message "you're not alone" and it has one of those creepy smileys. I will send you one everyday and eventually your house is so full of them you can't even move. Then BOOM, the house explodes because of the stuffed animals and you will descend (ungracefully) from the sky into someone's lap. That someone happens to be your soulmate and you will have a grand wedding in Las Vegas because you got lost on your way to Narnia. Then you will go on a honeymoon in France! At the airport, there is a pink limousine waiting for you and you step in. You wonder briefly why the driver laughs so manically. Then the driver turns around and you find out it's ME. I push your spouse out of the car because there's no use for him anymore, then I lock the doors and you will not escape because CHILDLOCKS, and then I will drive all the way to Finland so I can take you to the shittiest amusement park in the world. We go into the haunted house, but when we get to the exit it turns out the door is broken and cannot be opened. The entrance is locked as well so we're trapped. Then Batman suddenly appears and saves us. We sue the amusement park and win the case and they have to give us 100000000000000 euros (it's more in dollars). Then we will buy an island and learn how to make cocktails.
Now I just have to learn how to hack. : ) You can go and buy a book about cocktails, okey?